I feel that an introduction is in order.

Well hello, people of the strange and crazy World Wide Web, my name is Nayomi and I shall be your conductor for this text post.

Aside from my name, I have had 16 cakes in my lifetime to celebrate the wonderful occasion known to humans as "birthdays" and I live in a land in the back of a wardrobe. I'm fairly strange by nature, and I often have trouble expressing myself, which happens to be a lovely segue into my next topic!

What is the point of this beautiful blog? Well my co-writer (Rosie, give them a wave) and I plan to adventure through all the twists and turns of the lovey language of English with our teacher (who for all intents and purposes will be referred to as "Miss"), and (hopefully) we come out alive. This blog will be used to help us track progress and update you all on our adventures in Language-land, a wonderfully mysterious place filled with pidgins and creoles.

I guess my main goal is to be able to look at English in a new way; to be able to analyse and understand English to its very roots, and I hope this blog will help us do that.

Alas, my friends, until another day.

Nayomi.